表演
howard goorney/reg bogt
ashleigh caldwell/goalie/schoolgirl
emma amos/local news reporter
ian o'hara/the lion mascot
约翰·维加斯/trevor
angus loughran/himself
詹姆斯·弗黎特/alan the pipe
爱丽丝·伊万斯/kerry speight
尼格尔·琳德塞/targitex chairman
mark little/mark doohan
marlene sidaway/fifty-year old lady
rosie ede/the cleaner
felicity montagu/astronomer
beau holmes/the kangaroo mascot
paul kaye/cliff starkey
pamela cundell/oap #1
mark dymond/kyle doohan
vic reeves/tv director
josie d'arby/herself
肯尼斯·克兰哈姆/chairman collins
ian lindsay/dall referee
geoffrey mcgivern/brian cronk
伊恩·麦克尼奇/hugh the sideburns
jeff rawle/dennis
julian rivett/journalist #1
meredith macneill/suzi
tony slattery/referee
terry alderton/bouncer jonno
paul bentall/gate guard
大卫·赖亚尔/giles wilton
martin moore/learner driver
neil conrich/reporter dave
文斯·沃恩/rick schwartz
詹姆斯·克伦威尔/ray speight
barry woolgar/journalist #2
薇琪·佩珀代因/henna haired pa
bernard cribbins/mutley
christopher godwin/bowls official
david schneider/young buck reporter
伊梅尔达·斯汤顿/bridget
jon snow/himself
角色
alan the pipe
astronomer
bouncer jonno
bowls official
brian cronk
bridget
chairman collins
cliff starkey
dall referee
dennis
fifty-year old lady
gate guard
giles wilton
goalie/schoolgirl
henna haired pa
herself
himself
hugh the sideburns
journalist
kerry speight
kyle doohan
learner driver
local news reporter
mark doohan
mutley
oap
ray speight
referee
reg bogt
reporter dave
rick schwartz
suzi
targitex chairman
the cleaner
the kangaroo mascot
the lion mascot
trevor
tv director
young buck reporter
