表演
susan porrett/porcelain
sheila reid/lady florrie rawlinson
harry fowler/buller bullethead
michael crane/humbert rawlinson
suzanne danielle/candice rawlinson
tony sympson/old man
j.g. devlin/old scrotum
jeremy child/peregrin maynard
talfryn thomas/teddy tidy
denise coffey/mrs e
vernon dudley bowh../nigel nice
liz smith/lady phillipa of staines
toni palmer/rosie one-tooth
伊恩·麦克迪阿梅德/reg smeeton
lawrence durrell/pub customer
ben aris/lord tarquin of staines
eiji kusuhara/fortyninesah
patrick magee/rev. slodden
simon jones/joachim
nicholas mcardle/seth one-tooth
丹尼尔·杰罗尔/ralph rawlinson
gary waldhorn/max
vivian stanshall/hubert rawlinson/narrator
特瑞沃·霍华德/sir henry rawlinson
角色
buller bullethead
candice rawlinson
fortyninesah
hubert rawlinson/narrator
humbert rawlinson
joachim
lady florrie rawlinson
lady phillipa of staines
lord tarquin of staines
max
mrs e
nigel nice
old man
old scrotum
peregrin maynard
porcelain
pub customer
ralph rawlinson
reg smeeton
rev. slodden
rosie one-tooth
seth one-tooth
sir henry rawlinson
teddy tidy