表演
汤姆·康蒂/bob jones
jason round/doctor
唐·麦凯勒/oliver tapscrew
kathryn greenwood/lucasta utensil
gerard murphy/dr. bullman
harry miller/secret serviceman #1
布兰达·弗里克/joan jones
simon sherlock/pc bunley
martin trenaman/secret serviceman #2
calum worthy/roger / ratty
james millard/prince richard
爱德华·福克斯/professor prosser
matthew gillespie/pageboy
理查德·格拉翰/charlie
迈克尔·塞拉/buzzer
graham harley/professor jeremy knowall
scott wickware/guard
michael seater/pikey
blair williams/lucas warm
christopher kelk/journalist 2
wayne robson/eric
william greenblatt/billy
stephen ouimette/wheedle
fiona reid/judge myopia scorn
ned vukovic/policeman
karl pruner/julian
sharron matthews/barmaid
damien atkins/walter
janet henfrey/mrs. cribbins
尼德·巴蒂/mudduck
alex poch-goldin/usher
michael d'ascenzo/hocus
katie blake/lady aurelia ashington / mary jane potts
geri hall/reporter #2
ysobel gonzalez/clothes dealer
denis lill/sergeant piggles
sheila mccarthy/mrs. tapscrew
scott yaphe/journalist 1
calum callaghan/paperboy
角色
barmaid
billy
bob jones
buzzer
charlie
clothes dealer
doctor
dr. bullman
eric
guard
hocus
joan jones
journalist 1
journalist 2
judge myopia scorn
julian
lady aurelia ashington / mary jane potts
lucas warm
lucasta utensil
mrs. cribbins
mrs. tapscrew
mudduck
oliver tapscrew
pageboy
paperboy
pc bunley
pikey
policeman
prince richard
professor jeremy knowall
professor prosser
reporter
roger / ratty
secret serviceman
sergeant piggles
usher
walter
wheedle