表演
marianne stone/woman in front row at meeting
bill kerr/jack coombes
martin boddey/superintendent j.s. forest
娜内特·纽曼/valerie
丹尼斯·普莱斯/educated ernest
irene browne/dowager
john junkin/maurice
jack silk/police station pc
barry keegan/alf
gerald sim/airfield official
mario fabrizi/van driver
ed devereaux/bluey may
arthur mullard/brassknuckles
dermot kelly/misery martin
cardew robinson/mailman
john le mesurier/assistant commissioner
graham stark/sid cooper
彼得·塞勒斯/pearly gates
bernard cribbins/nervous o'toole
tutte lemkow/siggy schmoltz
john harvey/police station sergeant
迈克尔·凯恩/police station pc
davy kaye/trainer king
vanda godsell/annette
reg lye/reg denton
莱昂内尔·杰夫瑞斯/inspector fred 'nosey' parker
dick emery/man in flat 307
harold siddons/pc in basement garage
角色
airfield official
alf
annette
assistant commissioner
bluey may
brassknuckles
dowager
educated ernest
inspector fred 'nosey' parker
jack coombes
mailman
man in flat 307
maurice
misery martin
nervous o'toole
pc in basement garage
pearly gates
police station pc
police station sergeant
reg denton
sid cooper
siggy schmoltz
superintendent j.s. forest
trainer king
valerie
van driver
woman in front row at meeting