表演
michael nightingale/police commissioner
kenneth connor/leyland / voice of harry hernia
james fagan/concorde steward
dino shafeek/immigration officer
malcolm johns/sentry
john hallet/substitute football player
corbet woodall/i.t.n. newscaster
john carlin/french parson
eric barker/ancient general
victor maddern/man in launderette
beryl reid/mrs. valentine
bruce boa/u.s. ambassador
philip clifton/injured footballer
peter butterworth/richmond
joan benham/cynical lady
louise burton/girl at zoo
nigel miles-thomas/footballer
reuben martin/gorilla
merlyn ward/dandy
deborah brayshaw/french buxom blonde
ishaq bux/plane passenger
bruce wyllie/football referee
robert dorning/the prime minister
肯尼斯·威廉姆斯/emile prevert
larry dann/theodore valentine
bill hutchinson/first reporter
howard nelson/harry hernia
marianne maskell/maternity nurse
neville ware/second reporter
tricia newby/surgery nurse
琼·西姆斯/mrs. dangle
llewellyn rees/lord chief justice
norman mitchell/drunken husband
suzanne danielle/emmannuelle prevert
jane norman/third reporter
henry mcgee/harold hump
claire davenport/blonde in pub
stanley mcgeagh/fleet street journalist
albert moses/doctor
susanna east/colette
shirley english/shouting spectator
jack douglas/lyons
jack lynn/admiral of the fleet
tim brinton/b.b.c. newscaster
steve plytas/arabian official
gertan klauber/german soldier
nick white/booked footballer
角色
admiral of the fleet
ancient general
arabian official
b.b.c. newscaster
blonde in pub
booked footballer
colette
concorde steward
cynical lady
dandy
doctor
drunken husband
emile prevert
emmannuelle prevert
first reporter
fleet street journalist
football referee
footballer
french buxom blonde
french parson
german soldier
girl at zoo
gorilla
harold hump
harry hernia
i.t.n. newscaster
immigration officer
injured footballer
leyland / voice of harry hernia
lord chief justice
lyons
man in launderette
maternity nurse
mrs. dangle
mrs. valentine
plane passenger
police commissioner
richmond
second reporter
sentry
shouting spectator
substitute football player
surgery nurse
the prime minister
theodore valentine
third reporter
u.s. ambassador